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~~Sunday, February 17, 2008~~

7:53 PM

(Refer to http://paperbagsandangryvoices.blogspot.com/ for Ben Soh's part 2.)
I don't wanna say this, but BEN SOH'S JOKES SUCK. They fail... utterly.

It's time for the Wolf's part 3... Hold on to your seats guys...

Wolf And Oil Battles, Part 3
Ben Soh tried to get his clothes altered at Taylor Swift. God...

He's just afraid of the band Breaking Benjamin, for rather obvious reasons, in his point of view.

Ben Soh was thrilled when he heard about The Eminem Show, one of Eminem's albums. After all, how could he resist a performance by chocolate?

Ben Soh was totally astounded when he heard The Rolling Stones. Quote: "Stones can sing? What the shit...?!"

Ben Soh keeps asking me what Jovi's name is now. They were Born (Bon) Jovi but now, what's their name? Someone tell him please.

Sometimes, Ben Soh looks at people and sigh. He believes that a lot of people in the world are mad... They not only listen to objects (a.k.a. Matchbox 20, etc, refer to Part 2), but they listen to animals! Just look at the Def Leppard! And the Arctic Monkeys, the Pussycat Dolls, the Gorillaz... But really, Who Let The Animals Out? Ben Soh believes it was the Pet Shop Boys.

Ben Soh seriously, seriously believes in the powers shown on Heroes. He is in awe of the man named Radiohead, who can play music just by opening his mouth. Although he has never seen nor heard the guy.

(In retaliation to the Arctic Monkey joke), Ben Soh is an idiot to fly to the Sahara Desert to listen to Oasis.

(In retaliation to the MCR joke), Ben Soh laughs whenever you ask who Keane's girlfriend is. "Well," he says, "IT'S MS. KEANE LAH, DUMBO!" *Ms Keane is the teacher of Pokey Oaks in Powerpuff Girls*

Ben Soh is happy with the new Gummy Bear invention, Sugababes.

Hahaha... you know what Ben Soh told me yesterday? He says we're all dumb to like D24 (the durian) when YOU CAN EAT D12!

Oh Ben Soh told me just now about another bunch of guys with powers. Stone Temple Pilots. They make stone henges fly... And no, he hasn't seen them or their power before.

When he heard Matchbox 20 sing Closing Time, he really switched off his laptop, closed it and went to sleep!

XD Ben Soh thinks Tupac is stupid... why want to have 2Pac when you can have 6?

Please, people. Stop eating your SnoopDoggs, or your Natedoggs, or that Vanilla Ice on your Ice Cube, and let the real guy tell the jokes.

P.S. And put down your D12 durian husks too.

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~~Friday, February 15, 2008~~

9:01 PM

Hey.

I feel corny today. But Ben Soh hasn't posted his second comeback, so I'll leave you with a joke for now.

If half the world thinks I'm emo, and the other half thinks I'm satanic, then what am I?

An emotic-con.

HAHAHAHAHA.
Don't joke lah.
I'll be waiting for Ben Soh's new post.

P.S. Today was Wen Yi's funeral so if anyone is reading this, you might want to pray for him. We know he's happy up there =)

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~~Thursday, February 14, 2008~~

8:40 PM

I hate doing this but I have to do it anyway.

Today, we celebrate Valentine's Day, but at the same time, we mourn a loss.

A loss of an ACSian.

For those who know him, Wen Yi wasn't a person you'd associate these things with. In fact, he was always cheerful and happy.

I had a weird sensation in my chest today. It was like a suppressed happiness, but at the same time, I felt a mixture of sorrow and disbelief which I forgot so long ago.

Most of the whole track team went for the wake today, and it was the first time since Nationals that the entire team was so united. Everyone tried to be cheerful but I know everyone felt a little sad in their hearts. Even the people who didn't know him well felt something solemn in their hearts. We presented white chrysanthemum flowers to his parents and paid respects, and we left shortly after.

I'll be lying if I said it hasn't affected me, but I can't say that I knew Wen Yi like best friends know each other, but he was a friend, and trackmate, and an ACSian. For those who care for him, those who remember him, those who know of him, heck, even if you didn't, remember him. Because he was an ACSian. Because he was kind, friendly, fun-loving, in a life that most people could probably not handle. Because he was a friend to those who knew him. Remember this guy. Remember Wen Yi. Learn that although life might be short, we will always have God with us to deal with everything we have to deal with. Learn also that Wen Yi was a normal person, just like anyone of us, and it could have happened to anyone else, but he went. Learn something from his sacrifice.

Remember Wen Yi.

In memory of Wen Yi,
17.01.93 - 13.02.08

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12:19 AM

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYBODY!! <3333333333

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~~Wednesday, February 13, 2008~~

10:57 PM

Wow. Benjamin had enough brain cells (which he stole from his babies) to actually come up with a comeback. Uhh more like a lame flop, but I'll accept it because I'm such a nice guy.
*See his comeback at http://paperbagsandangryvoices.blogspot.com/*

Since Benjamin came up with a comeback, what will I be if I don't? A JOKE. So here it is:

Wolf And Oil Battles, Part 2.

Benjamin is mortally afraid of listening to Carlos Santana. I mean, he thinks it'll make him Santanic... Wth?

He also believes the movie American Pie can be eaten.

He uses the 'word' "Madonna" when he wants to dissuade his mum. (Mama Dun La)

He thinks J Lo is a variation of the Low Blow.

Benjamin is really dense. Who else will think that LL Cool J is an alcoholic drink that has frozen vodka in it?

The other day, he asked me if I knew what the alternate name for electricity is. I said I dunno. He said: "Static-X." WTF. STATIC-X IS A BAND YOU PONG.

Ben Soh also believes he likes a new condiment he listened to - Pearl Jam. To add to that, he also believes a band of the same genre - Alice In Chains - is sung by a porn artist clad in chains and her songs are symbols of horniness.

Ben Soh thinks. Oh wait he doesn't. Anyway, he believes that the 'Beatbox', produced by Jay-Z, is a rival to Microsoft's X-Box. Oh and he believes Matchbox 20 games are crap.

Ben Soh is happy. He says Green Day sung about him in their song, American Idiot.

He also strongly believes Linkin Park is a park where Pokemon enthusiasts can link up to play Pokemon together. (Thus, LINKIN'.)

He hates something he believes exists - Carrie Underwood Co. because they're undermining wood resources by carrying out deforestation.

Ben Soh also told me once that John Legend is hell handsome in the movie "I Am Legend". Even though he didn't see the movie.

He also thinks Mario is damn talented. I mean, who can juggle eating mushrooms and singing songs at the same time?

He also does not understand how objects can sing songs. Things like The Fray, Guns N' Roses, and Yellowcard. Well, when he watches soccer, he never ever sees the Yellowcard performing!

Ben Soh has decided that his future son will be named "Kanye East".

He knocks 3 Doors Down whenever he hears a song by the band named after the same action. And he believes that it helps him in his love life; he'll never be Here Without Him. (keyword, Him.)

Ben Soh actually told me once that he felt unwell after he listened to the song Unwell by Matchbox 20 - then he got overwhelmed by the fact that another object can sing.

As I said before, I'm a nice guy. So I'll give Ben Soh one day to think of a comeback. (Because it's now nearly 12 o'clock.) Not as if he CAN think of one.P.S. The wolf always triumphs

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9:25 PM

Before I start my post, HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENNETH!(Reky I didn't FORGET ok...)

Now, back to my post. Since Ben Soh has decided to grace me with a post on his blog about me, I decided that I should return the favour.

And since he wants to joke about me, I shall also joke about him.

Wolf And Oil Battles, Part 1.

Do you know that Benjamin believes Slipknot sings country?

Do you know that Benjamin believes his mom is Ozzy Osbourne and his father is Paris Hilton?

Do you know that Benjamin believes his mom was a descendent of the Green Goblin (a.k.a. Norman/Harry Osborn)?

Do you know that Benjamin believes Britney Spears is a brand of hair gel?

Do you know that Benjamin believes Mike Shinoda raps techno?

Do you know that Benjamin believes his favourite singer, "Weird Al" Yankovic, is bisexual?

Do you know that Benjamin believes oil (apart from those he produces) is processed from George Bush's saliva?

Do you know that Benjamin believes Muse's album Black Holes and Revelations is a satanic story involving Chuck Norris and Yoda?

Do you know that Benjamin believes listening to loud music from earphones are harmful to your groin?

Do you know that Benjamin believes that Audioslave is a bunch of mafia bosses that sell sex slaves?

Do you know that Benjamin believes that Fall Out Boy sings samba?

Do you also know that Benjamin also believes that Alicia Keys sings punk rock?

And do you know that Benjamin believes the band Nirvana means 'you suck' in Punjabi?

Now you know how clever Ben Soh is. I mean, he's SOH clever right?

With a Black Hole (a.k.a. Ben Soh's brain; oh I mean empty head), you need a Revelation (a.k.a. WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU, DUMB).
Sigh. You can't win me, Ben Soh.

P.S. What kind of Ben Soh has two brain cells? One who is pregnant.

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3:51 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENNETH!!!

I WAS THE FIRST TO RMB KAY! THANK ME ZOMG.

HAVE A GREAT DAY HOR!

(heres the crazy shout out. the toned down version is on my blog)

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~~Monday, February 11, 2008~~

11:17 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fucking chinese.

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10:53 PM

I officially think Reky isn’t a flirt anymore.

Why? Well, the thing with flirts is that they are not desperate. They do not seek girls (or days) to screw. It has just come to my recent attention that Reky’s PM has this in it:

“hahaha screw valentines day.”

What? How do you screw a day? Ting ting ting… simple, just ask Reky the Marvelous.
Hellyeah I’m lame.

P.S. What’s the similarity between Paris Hilton and Black Sabbath? No, it’s not that they all aren’t virgins…

Answer: The element lead. Why? Because Pb - P for Paris Hilton and B for Black Sabbath.

YEA I’M FRIKKIN LAME.

P.P.S. I’m on coffee.

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~~Friday, February 8, 2008~~

8:47 PM

"You Have A Green Heart

A person with a Green Heart is a person capable of indulging in self assertion. Such people are usually the envious type. They make aggressive lovers and normally enjoy rash driving. They are possessive, yet positive and a wee bit self centred."

that sucks.

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~~Thursday, February 7, 2008~~

12:17 AM

dota characters. illustration by me

abbadon

brood mother

phantom lancer. uh. lancers.

rikimaru

motred

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~~Tuesday, February 5, 2008~~

9:51 PM

meh. i was 3 hits away from killing roshan. then my creeps went to end the game by destroying the frozen throne.

so..

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, what colourful language.

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~~Sunday, February 3, 2008~~

1:43 PM

ah haha.

hahahah

kahahahhahahaha

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAOMGHAHAHAHOMG

HAHAHAHAHHLOLLOLOLOLOL

HAHAHAHABLUEBERRYROFLLMAOZEDONGLOLLERSKATES

heh. im bored.

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