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1:43 PM

Well, the funniest thing that happened to us recently would be the Global Entrepolis, a major exhibition for IvP. (Do I hear applause?) And when I say Global, I MEAN Global, with people fro places like the Nederlands, Poland, Czech Republic, China, India, Burma, Thailand... Just a hell lot of people. And where in Singapore can you host that much people? Where else but Sontech Cyti. The place was crazy. I mean, we're crazy too, but... yea. Anyway, the exhibition started at around 10.30 with people walking in and out wearing tags that said stuff like "Visitor" or "Delegate" or "VIP". At first we felt pretty bored, you know, sitting at a little corner where visitors were rare and few between. Presenting to these visitors were relatively easy and smooth, mostly for me, because Derek is such a quiet boy that to speak in a voice barely a decibel high might just kill him.

There were five groups of us from three schools, Nan Chiau Pri, ACS(I) and Choa Chu Kang Secondary. Urm, we were also given tables in that order. Anyway. We were at first warned about visitors from China. *Mouth wide open in horror* Really? Visitors from ZHONG GUO?

After two hours, it was lunchtime. Ahh. Lunchtime. We went in shifts with the other group of ACSians. I went first. And I came back soon after. Then it was Derek's turn. I asked him if there were any visitors in my absence. There wasn't. So he left.

A few minutes into his absence, I felt a little jittery. Why? Because my poor little Derek wasn't with me! Jk jk. Soon, a short Chinese man walked towards our portion of the table to look at our prototype. I thought he was Singaporean, so I was just about to present in English when...

"Zhe shi shen me? Gong yi pin?" In thick Chinese accent. Very thick. (Pardon me, Chinese input not working.)

I was stunned. I just kept quiet while he fiddled with the prototype. In fact, I thought, I didn't even know what gong yi pin is. After that I thought, maybe he meant to ask if it was a decorative item. Lol.

I mouthed the word "Chinese" over and over again to Mr See, who was sitting about 5 metres away. He didn't get me. So when the Chinese guy asked again: "Gong yi pin?" I just said "Bu shi, wo men zai mai wo men de idea." I am such a pathetic idiot. Derek was laughing at me over coffee later. (We do drink coffee a lot.) God. Why did I have to meet with the Chinese guy?

Sigh. Now that it's over, who cares, you know? *Shrugs* Maybe next time I'd learn how to reply something more logical.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

~~Saturday, November 17, 2007~~

10:08 PM

8 DAYS TO MY BIRTHDAY, YO.

8 DAYS!

LIKE THE MAGAZINEE. YOU KNOW.

LIKE LIKE. 9-1=8

OR OR (100 + 75 x 22 - 35 / 84 x 963 +1058 x 0) + 8

o..kay..i..sense i've gone too far.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

~~Monday, November 12, 2007~~

8:44 PM

i have no idea why i talk to darren the most. i think its cause of the fact he's my ivp partner. and the late-night-last-minute-online-studying for eoys and coffee-caused-bouts-of-hyperactivity.

BUT STILL. OMG SO GAY.

but then again recently my msn cant save histories for some reason. so. ITS NOT RELIABLE.

RAWR

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

~~Wednesday, November 7, 2007~~

6:18 PM

shuddup darren!

you make me sound like a total retard.

and 75% of the time, YOU LAUGHED FIRST, JACKASS.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

~~Monday, November 5, 2007~~

7:50 PM

Quote:
reky i laugh at you says:
update our blog u shit

Sorry peeps, been writing other stuff these few days. And besides, not like I have funny stuff to blog about EVERYDAY right.

Let's start with the miscellaneous shit. Derek and I were at his house doing a poster draft... But it was more like a convenient excuse. The thing is, you can expect the MOST MINDBOGGLING SHIT to come from having two mindbogglers in the same house, same room. Yea. Really.

To start off, I arrived an hour late. (I had to eat.) As we went up in the lift, I looked at Derek. And he started laughing. (You would learn soon enough that it is common between two mindbogglers.) We went into his home, and he went to eat. And he orginally didn't even know what his lunch was. So I looked at him with a funny look on my face. He started laughing again.

Actually, out of the three hours or so at his house, we only spent about twenty minutes on the drafting. Doesn't that show that we are efficient? The rest of the time was spent on wonderful relaxing activities like CS and jamming. To music. Yea.

I learnt a few things at Derek's house.

Firstly. NEVER EVER invite Derek to your home. ESPECIALLY TO YOUR ROOM. The way he ate his chocolate in his room... God. You'd think he has his own cleaning agency. And I don't care if he only does it in his own house you know... Better to be safe than sorry. *Stares at Derek.* *Derek laughs again.* *Shakes head.*

Secondly. Never EVER go to Derek's house to do a project. He mostly only does three things when you're with him at home, regardless of whether anyone is at home or not. One. Play with his Rubik's Cube. (I swear, when his mum came back after I arrived, she bought him a new Rubik's Cube. AND HE SPENT HALF AN HOUR DISMANTLING IT AND PUTTING IT BACK AGAIN ALL BECAUSE HE SAID IT WAS TOO HARD TO TURN IT. GOD.) Two. Listen to his music. (Which includes Fall-Out Boy and Michael Bublé. Who listens to Michael Bublé in this era? I mean. Yea. Whatever.) Three. WATCHING PABLO FRANCISCO OVER AND OVER AGAIN. (When his mum first entered the room when she came back, Pablo was acting out something sexually explicit. I'm pretty sure she heard it.)

Thirdly. Never EVER EVER have two mindbogglers in the same room. You get weird awkward situations that involve a lot of random laughing and smiling. Which is frikkin IRRITATING AND DISTRACTING. GOD.

As I sit here, lonely, gazing at the new Clear Anti-Dandruff advert featuring Rain, I think about how I'm going to end this post. This blog, as the epitome of random, useless info, has been a wonderful creation so far. Reky, maybe your excessive drinking of coffee during the exams wasn't such a bad idea after all.

Just maybe. Au revoir.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

~~Thursday, November 1, 2007~~

6:23 PM

hahah funny shit.

and damn cool shit

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..