> Hyped-up-SHIAAT

~~Tuesday, October 30, 2007~~

6:02 PM

you know. i forgot to say something.

actually. i dont even wanna be a PL

and reflecting. heres what i should have written when they told us to write our reflections etc.

Name: Derek, 2.12'07, 3.11'08
Reflections: For the first day we basically played stupid stations games at which we totally got owned at. and thus got a scolding from a very loud and repetitive person.

For the second day, we totally failed at layout. and once again got scolded. then we did more retarded games, the telematch. once again. we phailed. then was the horribly screwed up hike. which they made impossible (they said it themselves). it went so awfully wrong, that we took bus back. yeah. then due to bad bad bad planning, a supposed 5 min drill session got dragged to an hour plus. and they scolded us just for the sake of dragging it on. i think this is totally unacceptable and hypocritical of the PLs. and then we had a campfire which then cut short once again for horrible planning. Till now i havent learnt anything except that our PLs cant plan.

third day: layout first thing in the morning. i finally come to the realisation our PLs are stupid. like, if we cant do a layout in 6 mins. what do you think we can in 3, and then 1 and a half min, and then 1 min? pioneering was next. again, i fail to comprehend the PLs' stupidity. they make us spend 2+ hours constructing this bridge. and then dismantle it 5 mins after we're done. which took 15 mins. and we find out one of our PLs is weird. really weird.

overall i think this camp was a total waste of time except as a demonstration of our PLs stupidity and retardness. furthermore the organizers should have not made this stupid camp compulsory as there are actually smart people out there with a life who do not want to be anything in scouts.

Post wanted: None

Reason: i refuse to degrade myself and go any deeper into this great ball of shit called scouts because i, unlike you, have a life. yeah. oh and also i have too many commitments.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

~~Monday, October 29, 2007~~

5:37 PM

Reky. Don't complain. At least yours is over.

Mine is after Christmas.

Can you imagine dreading a camp all through Christmas? Just because it's at the END of December? WHY THE END OF DECEMBER??? WHY? HUH?

Oh and because of the elaborate plan of one smart asshole, which none of you know, WE'RE MAY BE GOING TO LEARN CAMPCRAFT FROM THE MGS GIRL GUIDES. And in return, we'll teach them rifle drills. YES. RIFLE DRILLS.

I believe experts call it unparalleled stupidity. Don't ask me who these experts are.

This is how the complaint letter is going to look like:

Dear One Smart Asshole,
I am writing a letter to complain about the mutuals program that might be included in the annual year-end NCC camp. I believe that there is no need for us to learn campcraft. There is no relation between NCC and campcraft. Neither is there a relation between Girl Guides and rifle drills. You do not need to make the whole of us suffer just because you want to know MGS girl guides. This blatant show of stupidity and desperation is ridiculous. The idea is utterly stupid. Cancel it. Now.
Yours sincerely,
Another Smarter Asshole

Dude. It's so obvious it's DUHH.

Gosh. And I swear they'll want us to buy their cookies too. Never. Ever.
Let's see how it goes, shall we?

Signing off.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

~~Sunday, October 28, 2007~~

6:28 PM

ok so i just came back from PLSC. which stands for patrol leaders selection camp.

it was screwed up.

we had a crazy disciplinary ic. he shouted as though..as though, uh we were 20km away and he was afraid he couldnt reach us.

but of course were right in front of him so you can only imagine the torture.

and

he thought staying in push up position and doing 5 push ups is hard.

it isnt.

and he kept repeating the same thing everytime he scolds us. it will always go something like this (lets take the situation that we exceeded a time limit by a lot):

"What is this!"

"Why are you all so slow!"

"Why do we have to keep doing this!"

"Wheres your initiative! Communication! Division of labour! Teamwork!"

"Everybody knock it down!"

"Why so slow! Recover! Knock it down! Recover! Knock it down! Recover! Knock it down!"

"Can anybody tell me, why are you all doing this?"

"Can anyone tell me!"

-someone says something-

"Yes!"

"you guys got to be alert at all times!"

"You got to be on the ball!"

etc. etc.

and the next time he will say the same thing.

and we realised another PL is a little weird.

during pioneering today, he came up to two of us. and he was like (in a soft voice),

"you see the smoke there?"
we nod our heads
"what does it mean?"
we stare blankly at him
"what happened last night?"
"uhh fire drill.."
"and so...?"
"this is a fire drill"
"what must you do?"
"uhh. run?"
"no, pioneer"
he walks off.

we are like. what the fuck.

and he likes saying. i laugh at you.

for example.

"remember, these are YOUR tents. if in the night they fall down. i laugh at you"

and in third person also

"you see the band people up there? they see you, they laugh at you!"

everyone was like making fun of that during campfire.

which was damn funny. we were like making fun of everything that had happened.

like:

emcee: Do you'all want to move back into your original position?
Us: incoherent blabbering/mummuring
Me (shouting): uh let me consider a while!
emcee: ok i give you. 3 seconds (time limits)
someone shouts: oi timer! countdown! (cause they always want us to do that)
-3 seconds up-
emcee: ok times up
Me: give time extension!!! (cause they were like saying, not enough time, ask us for time extension)

and like during broken telephone the message was geting passed damn slowly:

so like

us (sorta): what is this! wheres your communication! co operation! iniative!
someone: i laugh at you!
someone: gotta be on the ball!

ok i think i have written a lot.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

~~Thursday, October 25, 2007~~

7:40 PM

On our second last day today, we had some funny moments. Something like those bittersweet goodbye scenes from overrated teen movies that depict dumbness in love stories at its most extreme level.

We played CS.

Yea the fact in itself is quite funny. A bunch of ten 14-year-olds playing a retarded game involving futile goose chases and stupid stand-there-like-an-idiot-and-let-people-shoot-you stances all for the sake of planting and diffusing a bomb that explodes in a 50m radius.

Sigh. We're really bored. Anyway, there were some funny moments that we had.

We were playing one of the CS maps involving a bomb. I and Derek were on the Terrorist team and almost everyone else on the CT team. Guess what. I shot all of them but one. Hum planted the bomb. Wei Jian tried to diffuse the bomb by shooting at it and I was right behind him - reloading. Then... POW. Dead.

Dude. You can't diffuse a bomb by shooting at it. Neither will the bomb diffuse itself while it laughs at your stupidity.

Another moment. Wei Jian again.

He was looking forward for a while, and then he looked down. Then he got a headshot. As in someone headshot him, not the other way round.

Sheesh. Are you lagging or what? No not the computer, I meant your brain.

It was practically filled with humour. There was this one other time. Wei Jian again.

Derek and the rest of his team were engaging in an extreme gunfight. A long one. After all the chaos, for a minute there, Derek thought he was victorious when there were only two people left - him and some other guy. Then Wei Jian lobbed a grenade at them.

I can imagine all the readers shaking their heads. I know. Stupidity. Sigh.

Well, today was fun. Just kinda dumb. Signing off.

P.S. Someone please tag. Someone other than Derek and me.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

~~Wednesday, October 24, 2007~~

11:59 PM

Letter from _____

My dear ______,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles
from home, so we moved 20 miles. I am not able to send the address, as the last ______ who stayed here took the house
numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be
able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well.
Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad.. It rained only
twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal
buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way, I took ____ to our club's poolside. The manager is _______. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not
allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, ________ fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated
him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, _________, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had
wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love,
Mom.

P.S : ______, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

hilarious letter. the blanks are there to remove the racism that originally came with this.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

11:08 PM

Sad day.

Really sad day.

I'm going to 3.13! I'm leaving Hum! NOOO...!

Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why.
I just don't get it.

Sigh. I guess at least I get to meet new people. But Hum, you must remember me ok... because I will forget you. (JK LAH...)

At least I drunk my coffee already, so I don't feel as sad. More like, so I feel hyper. But yea, whatever.

Happy Derek, sad Darren. FINE. BE THAT WAY.

So unfair.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

6:09 PM

3.11

YAYYYYYY ALL THE SMART PEOPLE ARE GONE. NOW WE HAVE NO ONE TO COPY FROM AND OUR AVERAGE IQ WILL BE LIKE. LOW. THAT SO TOTALLY ROCKS

BUT THEN AGAIN. ALL THE COOL PEOPLE ARE IN OUR CLASS. :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

OH WAIT. THEN AGAIN AGAIN, SOME IRRITATING PEOPLE ARE TOO.

GOSH. THIS SUCKS.

and..

I DONT WANNA TRAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA TRAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA TRAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA TRAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA TRAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA TRAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA TRAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA TRAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA TRAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA TRAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA TRAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rawr.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

~~Monday, October 22, 2007~~

9:39 PM

"We are the assholes your momma warned you about. Yes we are."

Muahahaha. Double D. Derek and Darren. Like Daredevil. WE'RE NUTS. I know. Seen the last post yet? It's just a glimpse. A peep. You know, I know you know I know you're horny. Sorta like Daredevil, with his horns.

You should have expected it. It's the dawn of the Mindbogggggggllers.

Hey, I like that.

Let's do it again.
Mindbogggggggllers.
Let's do it again.
Mindbogggggggllers.
Let's do it again.
Mindbogggggggllers.
Let's do it again.
Mindbogggggggllers.
Let's do it again.
Mindbogggggggllers.

Ok. Ok. I'm nuts.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

8:47 PM

ok our first proof of hyper shit in this blog:

(this is mainly caused by me eating an entire box of turkish delight)

| reky | says:
chocolate owns
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
rihght
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
i mean
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
right
| reky | says:
left
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
centre
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
LEFT RIGHT CENTRE HAHA
| reky | says:
ABOVE
| reky | says:
BELOW!
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
BEHIND
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
BELOW
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
OK
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
ok
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
we gotta relax
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
slowly
| reky | says:
oh man what the fuck
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
slowly
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
NAH
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
wha?
| reky | says:
AH
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
AHH
| reky | says:
why the hell
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
Ah
| reky | says:
did i just say ah
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
ah?
| reky | says:
CHINESE PEOPLE:
| reky | says:
"YOU. DONTSAYNOTHINGBAD"
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
HAHA
| reky | says:
"DONT SAY NOTHING WHAT?"
| reky | says:
BED
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
| reky | says:
YOU FUCKIN BLOWJOB
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
HAHAHAHA
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
watch the
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
shit what is it called
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
oh
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
the kermit impersonation
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
wait i go search
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
same guy
| reky | says:
peter. guhugh. you are a pussy
| reky | says:
and you. you are a blocker
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
nonono
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
the green goblin
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
OK SPIDERMAN
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
I OUGHT TO SQUISH YOU LIKE A BUG
| reky | says:
BUT YOU ARE OUT THERE
| reky | says:
BLOCKING EVERYBODY
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
MARY JANE'S GOING OUT WITH HARRY
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
BUT NO
| reky | says:
YOU ARE BLOCKING EVERYBODY
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
YOU GO AROUND BLOCKING EVERYBODY
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
HAHAHA
| reky | says:
YOU AND DAREDEVIL!
| reky | says:
LOOK ITS A DRUNK
| reky | says:
ITS AN ASSHOLE
| reky | says:
ITS SEX BLOCKER
| reky | says:
ABLE TO SEX BLOCK AN ENTIRE BAR
| reky | says:
HEY YOU WHERES THE WEDDING RING!
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
HEY DID YOU PICK UP THOSE DIAPERS?
| reky | says:
WHERE ARE THOSE DIAPERS
| reky | says:
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GAY
| reky | says:
HAVE YOU TAKEN CARE OF THAT YET
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF THIS FOR ME
| reky | says:
HAHAHHAAHAH
| reky | says:
hey.
| reky | says:
do you know he has herpess?
| reky | says:
like, i dont know you,
| reky | says:
but i care about youu
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT I CARE ABOUT YOU
| reky | says:
and he has herpees
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
HE HAS LIKE
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
HERPEES?
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
haha
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
WTH IS HERPEES
| reky | says:
her piss
| reky | says:
HER PISS HAHA
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
| reky | says:
ok shit shuddup
[c=#E10005][a=1][b] Briskar [/a][/b]; Ulven Hand.[/c] says:
yea

yes most of it are inside jokes. : D

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

8:03 PM

Screw Derek. I'm not "just an author".

Anyway, this blog is an extension of our Facebook group. Yea. Like Derek said, it allows us to expose our... crazier side. Wait. Doesn't that mean exposing our whole selves? Uhh. That came out wrong.

Basically, the general definition of our group is that WE ARE INCREDIBLY AWFUL HYPER RETARDS. Well, at least it sounds cool.

Alas, my first post ends.

Signing off,
Briskar
Mindbogglers Collaborator

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..

7:58 PM

ok welcome to hyped up shit blogspot dot com, a joint creation...no wait screw that, i did everything, darren's just an author.

so yes in case you are too slow to realise what this blog is actually for, its just for us to release the hyperness inside of us as and when the need arises. (look at the bloody url, dimwit)

yes so this is the first post, simple and mundane. and not very reflective of what is probably to come in future posts.

so, welcome.

We are incredibly
awful hyper retards..