This blog is for the sole purpose of allowing us a place to put our random thoughts and interesting happenings and findings in our lives, and on the internet. Any hurt or insult felt is totally unintentional and we apologise.
As for the use of the tagboard: No (too) vulgar expressions, no insults/attacks against any ethnic/social/religious/whatever groups, and no flaming.
This blog is authored by Reky, Briskar, Wang, Freakonut, Jang, Destiny_fusion and Crazyguyloose.
My topic: Vietnam - What The Country Really Does To Some People
This is in no way offensive to Vietnam or Vietnamese.
Enjoy.
We are incredibly awful hyper retards..
Thursday, January 24, 2008
9:57 PM
you know one day. i was thinking.
10 years down the road. what the heck would i be doing. (i know this sounds out of place but wait for it) would i still be studying. where would i be studying. or maybe i would be working. what would i be working as. would i get a high salary? would i be a boss? and, how tall would i be. (im serious, i actually wondered abt that before)'
but then i thought.
thats future-derek's problem. let him deal with it. then i went to sleep.
ok thankyou.
We are incredibly awful hyper retards..
Saturday, January 19, 2008
3:41 PM
its been 18 days. but lets just see how much i screw up 2007. not very accurate though. you'll see.
[ ] Gotten detention. [ ] Gotten your phone taken away. [ ] Gotten suspended. [ ] Gotten caught chewing gum. [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total so far: 0
[ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times. [x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times. 5 is an understatement. [x] Turned at least 3 projects in late. [x] Missed school cause you felt like it. [x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class (confirm have one time by Dave Tay)
Total so far: 4
[ ] got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school. [x] Text people during class. [x] Passed notes. [x] Got caught throwing stuff across the room. [x] Laughed at the teacher.
Total so far: 8
[ ] dialed 911 from the pay phone. [ ] Pulled down the fire alarm. [x] Went on myspace, friendster,xanga, etc. on the computer at school or tried to EH. WHAT ABOUT FACEBOOK. AND MVC. AND N. AND CS. HUH. [x] Took pictures during school hours. [x] Called someone during school hours. [x] Listened to an iPod, mp3 player,etc. during class.
Total so far: 12
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission. [x] Broke the dress code. [x] Got caught breaking the dress code. (bloody rule about hair.) [ ] Failed a class. [x] Ate food during class. [x] Ate food during class. [x] Ate food during class. [x] Ate food during class. (so many times that i just had to put it 3 more times)
Total so far: 19
[ ] Gotten a call from school. [ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly. [x] Didn’t take your stuff to school. [ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go. [x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking. and totally loved doing it. [x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear. and totally hated doing it.
Total so far: 22
[ ] Faked your parents signature. [x] Slept in class. [x] Slept in class. [x] Slept in class. (again) [x] Cursed at a teacher. [x] Copied homework [x] Copied homework [x] Copied homework [x] Copied homework [x] Copied homework [x] Copied homework
Total(all): 32 Multiply by 3: 96%
2007 was 96% screwed up.
not bad. considering.
and anyway. you should have realised by now,
IM BACK BYTCHES.
the most impressionable memory of OEP:
fucking queers.
We are incredibly awful hyper retards..
Thursday, January 10, 2008
10:14 PM
I'm sure it's a... fun place.
We are incredibly awful hyper retards..
Sunday, January 6, 2008
2:55 PM
queer.
We are incredibly awful hyper retards..
Saturday, January 5, 2008
11:51 AM
what a dumbass
We are incredibly awful hyper retards..
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
8:34 PM
You know Derek, it's only the eighth day of Christmas. I was taking A CHRISTMAS BREAK. Lil' shithead.
And your last two posts are so irrevelant and I quote "invalid". WAH LAU. YOU'RE PLAYA LAH.
I would like to express my extreme happiness with my first day of school. Which of course did not include Reky, Nick or Kenneth. (Aww...) It involved, however, a few retards from express (I shall not elaborate) and some PRs from PRC (People's Republic of China) who sat themselves beside me the first opportunity I had.
My class started like this. We just entered the class, you know, everything was cool. I sat myself at some secluded corner, waiting to see who would sit in the two seats beside me. Everyone settled down, two guys from China stumbled around dumbly, then they decided, Hey, let's sit with that guy at that secluded corner because we have nothing else better to do!
I also learned how the Chinese start conversations.
*leans over*
"Hi, my name is Ian." In that same old Chinese accent you see everywhere.
"Hi..." Me.
"What's your name?"
"Darren."
"What?"
"Darren."
"How do you spell...?" I write down DARREN NG.
"Darren." Great. Part one of Conversations with a PRC Scholar is complete.
Part two. "Hey ask him where's he from." By this time the guys behind me were getting pretty interested in him."
"Hey where are you from?"
"PRC." If you were in that situation like me at that point, you'd think he just told you he was a PR.
"No, where are you from?"
"PRC."
"Not what you are, where are you from??"
"PRC."
Lag-time...
"Oh." I shut up. Damn. I'm one dumbfuck aren't I. I never knew PRC was People's Republic of China.
Damn. Oh shut up Reky. Stop laughing in your sleep.
Well, I'm going to proceed with day two and see how this works out. I'll try to update. IT'S STILL CHRISTMAS. THERE ARE FIFTEEN DAYS OF CHRISTMAS YOU... hey where did everybody go?
We are incredibly awful hyper retards..
5:09 PM
conversation between avril lavigne, eminem, the click five, and simple plan. i call it "when im gone"
avril lavigne: "when you're gone, the pieces of my heart are missing you"
simple plan: "well yeah you'll miss me when im gone"
fucking queers.
